Meet the Gaybors

G A Y B O R S

(noun): people of the homosexual persuasion living in a neighborhood that is predominately inhabited by heterosexuals

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Meet the Gaybors

Follow the funny, outrageous and sometimes serious adventures of Marc and Miles- an often boring, Republican, Christian gay couple living in the conservative town of Cumming in suburban Atlanta. Could it be that the gay couple are the most normal ones in the entire neighborhood? Watch as stereotypes are challenged and a neighborhood comes face to face with its family friendly values. The Gaybors are moving in. Here comes the neighborhood! Learn more at 'Gaybors: The Story'.

Marc Nolan

Birthdate: December 22, 1969

Residence: Cumming, GA, USA- a suburb of Atlanta

Race: Unimportant, but mostly Caucasian except for the summer months

H/W: 6’0” / 190 pounds

Physical Description: Dark wavy hair and green eyes. Broad shoulders. Solid chest and long legs. Well toned body, but not a gym rat. Roman nose. Warm smile. Sincere appearance that causes people to divulge too much information without his inquiring.

Religious/Political Beliefs: Episcopalian, but rarely attends services. Identifies mostly with the US Republican party. Possesses conservative fiscal and national defense beliefs and liberal social and environmental beliefs.

Family: Parents are very conservative, Bible beating Christians living on a farm. They know he is gay, but they choose to not discuss it. Two brothers who are identical twins. Two years younger than Marc and still living at home. Dysfunctional, but simple people.

Intelligence/Sense of Humor: Above average IQ of about 130. Witty and sarcastic sense of humor. Waxes stoic and introspective at times.

Motto in life: “If in doubt, don’t”

Social class: American upper-middle class; active in community and social organizations

Miles Van der Kellen

Birthdate: October 26- a few years before Marc

Residence: Cumming, GA, USA- a suburb of Atlanta

Race: Unimportant, but mostly Caucasian except for the summer months

H/W: 6’0” / 190 pounds

Physical Description: Thick, sexy salt and pepper hair. Stunning grey-blue eyes. Broad shoulders. Great legs. Big arms. Works out frequently and has the body to show for it. Great smile and blinding white, perfect teeth that are suspect for bleaching.

Religious/Political Beliefs: Raised Baptist but converted to Episcopalian. Rarely attends services. Identifies strongly with the US Republican party. Does not believe in gay marriage since it is a religious institution. Reads the Bible nightly, but does not wear his religion on his sleeve.

Family: Parents are very conservative, Southern Baptists. His mom is the church secretary. They do not know he is gay. Marc has met Miles’ mother once and never met his father. He is a single child.

Intelligence/Sense of Humor: Above average IQ of above 130. Suffers from 'righteousness syndrome'. Very funny and the life of the party with great stories and a boisterous, infectious laugh. Appears strong and unemotional, but is very sensitive when no one is looking.

Motto in Life: "Let's Eat, Drink and Be Mary!"

Social class: Atlanta upper class. Raised in an exclusive part of Atlanta. Does not understand how lower classes operate, but reserves judgment mostly.

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